Caroline The Asda Bon Marche Jones first showed signs of leadership as the gravy server at Our Lady of Terribly Obvious Fragility (previously The Blessed House Coat '69-'84) Juniors. She was demoted after trying to sneak some gravy home in the palm of her hands but the opportunity given always remained. She went on to gain a position at the Half Price Jewellers (HJP) in town (famous for no packaging, just tiny little bags that were impossible to open). She was soon promoted to 'tiny little bag opener' where she was placed behind a two way glass and soon developed whitlow finger. 

After the company's liquidation (nothing to do with her) she went on to fry eggs for postmen. She was approached in a loving way by one of them (postmen not eggs) who invited her to join him in his born again Christian faith and walk into the deep end of Balliol Road baths. She politely declined and got a job in the now universally acclaimed Greggs. She would like everyone to know she was there from the start and not just when it became a big thing. She is a dedicated vegan that eats quiche at funerals. Tonight's performance is dedicated to empty tins of Quality Street everywhere.