12, 19 March
Quiz time with Kevin Duala, BBC Merseyside
I'm back on the Beeb to bring you some morning quizzing on the award winning Kevin Duala breakfast radio show. Tune in from 8.30am.
Saturday 27 June
Nana Funk's Glastonburyoke Downstairs at The Everyman Theatre at 8pm
Are you lying Fallow this year? Missing out on seeing all the fun from the Farm? Do you have an urge to stand in a Field drinking warm cider and sing along to your favourite songs?
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Well you can do all that (kind of) With Nana Funk’s Glastonbury Karaoke Night! Tickets HERE!
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And back by popular demand (and they need to pay off the bail money that I stumped up to get them out of the clink) are Caz ’n’ Britney. They’ll be bringing their finesse and charm to the Ev Bistro stage to help you belt out your favourite bangers. ​
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Be the star of your own Pyramid Stage and belt out your favourite Glasto track! Become the Legend you were always meant to be, or find your own healing in our bistro field of dreams.
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Let’s take you through the classic hits from Worthy Farm’s finest stars and invite you to make your own kind of music.
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Who needs wellies and bucket hats? We’ve got Nana! We’ve got Caz ’n’ Brit. We’ve got GLASTONBURYOKE!
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Meet my guests
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Caroline The Asda Bon Marche Jones first showed signs of leadership as the gravy server at Our Lady of Terribly Obvious Fragility (previously The Blessed House Coat '69-'84) Juniors. She was demoted after trying to sneak some gravy home in the palm of her hands but the opportunity given always remained. She went on to gain a position at the Half Price Jewellers (HJP) in town (famous for no packaging, just tiny little bags that were impossible to open). She was soon promoted to 'tiny little bag opener' where she was placed behind a two way glass and soon developed whitlow finger.
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After the company's liquidation (nothing to do with her) she went on to fry eggs for postmen. She was approached in a loving way by one of them (postmen not eggs) who invited her to join him in his born again Christian faith and walk into the deep end of Balliol Road baths. She politely declined and got a job in the now universally acclaimed Greggs. She would like everyone to know she was there from the start and not just when it became a big thing. She is a dedicated vegan that eats quiche at funerals. Tonight's performance is dedicated to empty tins of Quality Street everywhere.
Britney Mint Viscount Wagon Wheel Smashed Avo Jones got a BA (Hons) degree in Greggs School of Meal Deals and Drama at Norris Green….
She specialised in ’stopping the vegan sausage rolls from touching the normal ones ‘on the counter.
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Other jobs include: Dog walker for Jodie Comer, Stunt double for Les Dennis , Green Paint Mixer in the film ‘Wicked’and accent coach for ‘This City is Mine’
Even though Britney has enjoyed the silence and mindfulness of the last couple of years, she is just made up to be out of the house as no one told her lockdown was over.
